The full Pikobuy spreadsheet

Trainers following the paw prints, insole length noted before you place the order.

Hoodies and fleece come with the fabric weight in grams per square metre and the print technique, explained in plain words for a first order.

For coats and jackets the row records the lining, the zip specification and the shoulder width, because those three decide whether it will actually fit.

Trousers appear with waist, rise and leg opening written out in centimetres, which is what makes a first purchase feel safe.

Tops following the paw prints, chest and shoulder noted before you order.

Small goods, logged with the metal of the hardware and the density of the stitching.

Bags listed with the strap drop and the finish on the metalwork, both written out in plain language.

Home goods with dimensions described in plain language.

Gadgets flagged for battery rules, with support able to advise.

Toys and figures, box condition checked before the parcel is released.

For anyone new to this, sports goods arrive with weight and packed dimensions spelled out in ordinary units.

Anything in the beauty section is checked against the restricted-item rules before you are allowed to order it.

If you are after running shoes, the row records the insole length and the wear on the outsole before you place the order.

A zip hoodie is only worth it if the fleece is heavy enough, so the weight and the print method are both written on the row.

Quilted coats are where packing volume quietly doubles, which is why the row records the fill and the bulk before you commit.

Cargo trousers vary far more than the size letter suggests, so the rise and the thigh are recorded in plain centimetres.

For knit tops the row notes the chest and the shoulder, because those two numbers decide whether it will actually fit you.

Belts are the cheapest thing you can add to a parcel, and the row still records the buckle and the spacing of the holes.

Before you order a backpack, the row tells you the strap drop and whether the structure survives being packed flat.

Home storage is measured before it travels, so you are not surprised by what a flat-packed box does to the freight.

Chargers and cables are checked against the battery rules first, because those rules quietly narrow the routes available to you.

With plush toys the row notes the seams and the filling, and checks the packaging condition before the parcel is released.

Fitness gear is often the bulkiest thing you will order, so the weight and the packed size are both recorded for you.

Anything in skincare is checked against the restrictions your region applies before it is allowed into the parcel at all.